A New West Sundial
Out and about in New Westminster, needing to know what time it is but lacking a phone or watch? Never fear! You can always tell what time it is by…
Thank You Global Warming
In New Westminster the ice-turd harvest has been wildly disrupted by the villain known as Global Warming. Whereas once upon a time the spring sights were guaranteed to include snowbanks…
Those Discarded Turd-Bag Blues
You are a New Westminster dog owner. You take your dog out for a walk and a poo. You are “responsible”. You have brought turd-bags. You go through the motions…
The Stogey
Tramps, hobos, and vagabonds will most appreciate the true beauty of this specimen. An old stogey I have found, short, not too big around. Turd on the Road.
Sidewalk Squitters
Soothing rain, a miraculous natural solvent that degrades and dissolves every turd, from the toughest butthole buster to the sloppiest of sidewalk ploppies. Broken glass, discarded needles, and rusty nails…
Gig-Economy Rattatouille
You’ll hear it said frequently among business-owners. They frequently say “Nobody wants to work anymore”. They say that. They really do say that. Take this rat. Typical rat, typical. You’ve…
Feeling a Little Run Down
Everyone feels a little run down at times. Take this specimen, for example. It may have started out in life with a great push, much energy and vigor, but now…
Wake Up Sleepyboi
New Westminster is such a peaceful place, the local wildlife is often found taking naps along the side of the road. This sleepy fellow is an exception to the stereotype…
A Fine Rind
Spotted these sun-bathing beauties a while back, lounging along the boulevard. They had already developed the traditional thick, rubbery rind customary to canine-nuggies left to soak up some rays during…